A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... were some seriously funny Yoda jokes and puns! Check them out, you should!
These Star Wars gags are the funniest in the whole galaxy... and though he may be small, these Yoda jokes are huge! So take a trip to distant Dagobah and crack a few grins at these thigh-slapping Jedi jokes!
But don't force yourself... if you'd rather go over to the dark side we have plenty of other jokes! Just try out these hilarious lizard jokes, these unexpected engineering jokes, or even these bizarre big nose jokes! And remember, we have plenty more jokes on our homepage!
Ready? Let's stop hanging around and get on with it, then!
"Yoda, are you sure we are heading in the right direction?"
"Off course we are"!
Did you hear about Baby Yoda's first word?
It came after his second word!
How does Yoda celebrate spring?
May the 4th be with you!
What is Yoda's favorite way to get a result?
A Tie-Breaker!
Why was Yoda tired of constant Star Wars jokes?
Because they're all so forced!
Why was Yoda frustrated at his young Jedi's progression?
Because Obi Wan more time to develop!
What did Yoda say when Chewbacca made a stupid error?
"A wookie mistake that was!"
What do you call it when Yoda looks into the camera and talks to the viewers?
Breaking the force wall!
Why did Yoda refuse to believe that Obi Wan had a twin?
Because there can only be Wan Kenobi!
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road away from Yoda?
To get to the dark side!
How did Yoda convince Luke of his hidden power?
He force-d him into using it!
Who raised baby Yoda?
The Man-dad-lorian!
What did Yoda say when he saw a remastered version of himself?
HDMI?
Because Yoda was in charge!
Why was the joke in the punchline?
Why didn't anyone trust Yoda with driving?
Because every time off course, he was!
What did Master Yoda do to during all those years of solitude?
Whatever he could do to make the day-go-ba!
What does Yoda do when he's tired of Luke's questions?
Ewoks away!
Why did Yoda enter the Swiss talent show?
Because he was good at Yodaling!
What kind of car is Yoda's favorite?
A To-Yoda!
What did Yoda say when he saw Luke struggling to eat noodles?
Use the forks Luke!
What did Yoda say to his apprentice who kept failing?
Don't worry, Wan Kenobi perfect!
If Ani is short for Anakin, then what is Yoda short for?
He is short, for having small legs!
Why was Yoda afraid of 7?
Because 9 7 8!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yoda!
Yoda who? Yoda boss!
What did Yoda said to Princess Lea after separating with Han Solo?
" May divorce be with you!"
What did Yoda say when he saw himself on a 4K TV?
HDMI!
What sound do Yoda’s sheep make?
Dey go baa!
What did Yoda say when the bakery was out of Pies?
Dough. Or Doughnut. There is no Pie!
Why was Yoda sure of the victory against the Sith?
Because he knew they had a Mace up their sleeves!
Yoda has a brother called Will...
He keeps introducing himself as William, and nobody knows why!
Baby Yoda’s friend will show you to his cheese making hut…
This is the whey!
I asked Yoda for a two word review of Les Miserables
“Lame is”
What is Yoda's favorite dinosaur?
The Do-ceratops. There is no tri!
Yoda: Dark it is, the other side!
Luke: Just eat your toast!
Why was Yoda bad at geometry?
Because to him there are no triangles, only do-or-do-not-angles!
Yoda's been tracing his family tree
It's an evergreen!
Why does Yoda have the best seat on the Jedi Council?
He gets a seat next to a Windu!
My mate got angry because I quote Yoda too often
Met my quoda I have!
What does Yoda do when he hears a pun?
He forces a laugh!
I wish Disney had made Grogu the younger sibling of Yoda
Then he could be named Broda!
What does Baby Yoda feed his plants?
Miracle Grogu!
What did the yoda say to the hiker?
May the forest be with you!
What did the yoda toy say to the other toys?
Toys R Us!
What's a Jedi's favourite way of singing?
Yoda-ling!
What phone network do they use in Star Wars?
Yodaphone!
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was!
What did Yoda say to Lil Nas X on his way to the Old Town Road?
May the horse be with you!
What’s a Jedi’s favourite toy?
A yo-Yoda!
Why is Yoda so good at gardening?
Because he's green fingered!
